March 2012
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unable to see my haters
thehibachi:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep me: okay if i go to bed now i can still...
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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a workplace haiku
cryingvagina:
an errant pube rests leisurely on my spacebar i pray you are mine
Watchivanoooze:
best part of the video lkjfnas
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africans:
according to 15 year old female tumblr users
everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook
tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, dr who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special only...
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
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